January 2010
20 posts
On Little Miss Sunshine
Olive: Grandpa, am I pretty?
Grandpa: You are the most beautiful girl in the world.
Olive: You're just saying that.
Grandpa: No! I'm madly in love with you and it's not because of your brains or your personality.
Someone watch this movie with me. It's absolutely amazing.
You can't spell study
without stud.
On alpacas
I recently discovered “Alpacas Live.” It makes me feel like there’s someone there with me while I study and do homework. http://www.ustream.tv/channel/alpacas-live
Omegle Adventures #4
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi.
You: i need some advice
Stranger: k
You: i gotta impress this girl at school :| what do i do?
Stranger: get naked
You: you think itll work?
Stranger: yes
You: sounds great.
You: do i
You: go to school naked
You: or
You: show up at her house naked?
You: or do i just
You: walk around naked
You: like one of those protest type things
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: the last one
You: should i spray paint my genitals?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: green
You: that seems fitting
You: cause my school color is green
You: i think she'll be attracted by the school spirit
Stranger: yes
Stranger: girls love school spirit
You: alright
You: thanks for the help man
You: ill tell you how it turns out
Cancer Love Horoscope for January 20, 2010
aloeveralotion:
stevenwong:
You can’t sit around hoping love will fall into your lap — you have to take action! Meeting new faces and going new places are synonymous with romantic connection. Liven up your social calendar.
Sonia: BE A GO GETTER STEVEN
where do you get your horoscopes?
http://shine.yahoo.com/astrology It’s fun to check every now and then. :]
Cancer Love Horoscope for January 20, 2010
You can’t sit around hoping love will fall into your lap — you have to take action! Meeting new faces and going new places are synonymous with romantic connection. Liven up your social calendar.
Sonia: BE A GO GETTER STEVEN
On Christine's deep insight
me: STOP JUDGING ME :[
me: LOL
christine: but first
christine: you must stop
christine: judging
christine: yourself
christine: now that was deep.
me: wow
me: that was
me: hella deep
I feel like drawing right now.
On guessing and checking
Sonia: you know
Sonia: what the most amazing creation of all time was
Sonia: beisdes hot chocolate
Sonia: ?
Me: people?
Sonia: debatable
Sonia: besides that
Me: hmmm
Me: brooms.
Me: NO
Me: erasers
Me: NO
Me: DICTIONARIES
Me: NO.
Me: COMPUTERS
Me: WITH
Me: SPELL CHEC
Me: yes
Sonia: no...
Sonia: LOL
Me: oh
Me: granola bars?
Me: with the little
Me: marshmallow
Sonia: ...
Me: and chocolate chip
Me: chunks
Me: in them
Me: ?
Me: :3
Sonia: youre getting closer
Sonia: ish.
Me: LOL
Me: brownies?
Sonia: no
Sonia: not food
Me: wait what in the world i thought i was getting closer
Me: cardboard?
Me: thats
Me: sorta like a granola bar
Sonia: uhhhh
Sonia: noooo
Me: dude i could do this all day
Me: wait
Me: am i
Me: getting warmer
Me: with cardboard?
Me: whiteout.
Me: toothpaste
Me: SOAP
Me: soap is a great invention
Me: deoderant? thats pretty good
Sonia: LOLOL
Me: OH MUSIC
Me: dancing?
Me: clothes
Me: CLOTHES
Me: IT HAS TO BE CLOTHES
Sonia: maybe my original idea wasnt so good after all
Sonia: LOL
Sonia: CLOSER
Sonia: !!!
Me: underwear?
Sonia: farther...
Me: kinky lingerie?
Me: wait
Me: no
Me: that would be
Me: ven
Me: SNUGGIES.
Sonia: OH
Sonia: HOT
Sonia: HOT HOT HOT
Me: WAIT THE LINGERIE?
Me: cause
Sonia: ...
Me: lingerie
Sonia: no
Me: is quite hot
Me: ..
Sonia: the snuggie
Sonia: hot as int.
Sonia: as in
Sonia: the game
Sonia: youre getter warmer
Me: LOL
Me: I SEE YOU DIDNT SAY
Sonia: LOL
Me: FIGURATIVELY
Me: CAUSE
Sonia: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Sonia: LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Me: FIGURATIVELY
Me: IT IS
Me: HOT
Me: TOO
Me: LOLOL
Sonia: UHM
Me: okay
Me: umm
Me: towels?
Me: BLANKETS
Sonia: YES
Sonia: YES
Sonia: YES YES YES
Sonia: LOL
Me: dude
Me: lingerie
Me: is way hotter
Sonia: DUDE THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD MAN
On making oatmeal in a mug.
It’s a great idea.
LOL :D
School? It’s time to kick ass and chew...